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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 15 February 2010 13:28 / United Kingdom

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

By raidered / Monday 8 March 2010 06:16 / United States

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

By Numbnuts - / Monday 8 March 2010 03:08 / United States

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

By Ben-Ben / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:43 / France

Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML

By Nik / Saturday 20 February 2010 15:05 / United States