About Meowintons
Hello I see you have stumbled across this page here. Welcome for your short stay. I like reading FMLs to see that everybody life sucks at a time and get a good laugh. But it's ok unless you are a complete failure and totally did not think it trough. If you happen to play Xbox also I will gladly accept you until you become a raging dick to me then it's gone for you! (Rainb0wSocks). People that make this worth looking at DocBastard Perdix Djeepee Noorfml Keyboardwarrior Ones to get kicked off the island We have yet to see This isn't a place to tell my life story so I hope you enjoy your visit gift shop are to the right 3rd door. Come again :).
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Meowintons's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered something more dangerous than drivers who text: drivers who break your car windows with a bat while stopped at a red light. FML

By AngryLittleMan / Monday 23 April 2012 03:00 / United States

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

By Laura - / Thursday 3 May 2012 07:55 / France

Today, after putting an ad on Craigslist to sell a coat, I finally got a call. The guy on the phone seemed interested, and was especially curious to know if I could "model" it for him, in "stockings and suspenders." FML

By NotAModel - / Monday 30 April 2012 15:50 / United States

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

By ShadowJack / Sunday 29 April 2012 15:10 / United States

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not by any sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

By Bullocks - / Friday 27 April 2012 05:49 / United States - Rochester