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  • Profile completed

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    100%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    52,400%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    5,900%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    9%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    4%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    29%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%
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Melissamoshh's favorite FMLs

Today, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm "not the girl for her son" and that she will do anything to break us up. FML

By mlove - / Monday 6 September 2010 08:35 / United States

Today, after being admitted to the emergency room for severe abdominal pain, my boyfriend shouted out in front of my parents, "At least she isn't pregnant!" FML

By letmedienow / Tuesday 11 October 2011 17:43 / United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 June 2011 19:21 / United States

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

By JefferyT - / Friday 3 June 2011 05:16 / United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 June 2011 00:50 / Brazil