About Megstiel
I'm jamie, and I'm not very good at making bios, because I'm not too sure where the line in between not enough information and too much information lies. I'm pretty challenged in the realm of sports, so I stick to drama, choir, and literature. Just ask me anything! I'm a pretty open person.
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Megstiel's favorite FMLs

Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML

By stanDman / Wednesday 21 January 2009 20:06 / Canada

Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML

By get a grip, son - / Friday 30 May 2014 20:37 / United States - Pooler

Today, everyone at the office was finally presented with the bonuses our boss had promised to pay us by the end of last year. Turns out he was never authorized to promise any such thing, so he ended up just giving us signed "thank you" letters instead. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 May 2014 19:23 / Canada - Charlottetown

Today, I was waiting on a Canadian tourist at work, and he bought some of the most expensive stuff on the menu. I was excited about maybe getting a big tip, so I casually said that in the USA, waiters make most of our money off tips. The guy just snorted, "Sucks to be American, eh?!" and left. FML

By yes, yes it does :( - / Wednesday 30 April 2014 21:11 / United States

Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML

By Ticklish / Sunday 13 April 2014 09:33 / United States - Marion