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Meghanbitch's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

By Gob / Friday 16 January 2009 14:36 / United States

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 August 2013 15:19 / United States - Decatur

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

By traumatizedforlife - / Monday 5 August 2013 20:21 / United States

Today, I was buying ingredients for a salad. I had only picked up a few cucumbers, when an elderly lady came up to me and murmured, "Make sure you use lots of lube, or that'll hurt. Been there, sweetheart." What the HELL? FML

By um... what the fuck, miss? - / Friday 2 August 2013 20:23 / United Kingdom

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

By YouSoSmelly - / Friday 2 August 2013 13:58 / United States - Kannapolis