About Megapeyt
I read FML for lack of a better thing to do in my spare time. Lotta comments but have yet to get an FML through the mods (CURSE YOU ALL!!!) Most of the time I'm more looking for a decent pun I can use at an appropriate time later in my day Imagine a world; where everything is said via puns... Now if someone would kindly get the Mods to let me get an FML through, that'd be greaaaat, mmmmmmk?
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Megapeyt's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML

By Samprib - / Saturday 1 June 2013 05:09 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

By unamyous / Friday 8 June 2012 13:26 / United States - Canoga Park

Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML

By Anothernametaken - / Friday 18 November 2011 12:22 / United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 December 2011 11:54 / Australia

Today, I found Jesus. The bad news, he was in the form of a concrete statue falling on my car. FML

By religionbites621 / Tuesday 22 November 2011 17:18 / United States