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Mduerden's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By poor baby / Friday 12 June 2015 16:51 / Germany
By ugh - / Monday 11 March 2013 11:33 / United States - Easthampton
By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 12:02 / United States - Belmont
By AllegroRubato - / Tuesday 4 December 2012 20:09 / Chile - Santiago