About Maz_irken
I love •Invader Zim •Doctor Who •Star Trek •Lexx •The Saxophone I use mobile, so don't message me :P
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Maz_irken's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

By mocass’1 - / Monday 13 October 2008 08:19 / France

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

By May / Sunday 4 September 2011 04:08 / United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with a girl I really liked. She started crying when an overweight family walked in and loudly sobbed about how the parents were "murdering" their children. This made the father of that family try to fight me. FML

By whatdidIdo - / Saturday 3 September 2011 05:33 / United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 2 September 2011 22:20 / United States

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

By rochellamaya / Friday 2 September 2011 12:47 / Canada