About Maz255
Well, what can I say? I love fairness and hate bigotry... A7x FTW "who you callin' pinhead?"
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Maz255's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

By Surprisebuttsecks? - / Wednesday 7 December 2011 04:39 / Canada

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

By sparklethelette / Wednesday 7 December 2011 01:38 / United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 November 2011 03:13 / United States

Today, I went to a concert. Being 6'5" was a great advantage because I could see the stage from wherever I was stood. On the downside, I was used by people as a meeting point. FML

By jackgrant - / Wednesday 7 December 2011 01:01 / Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 6 December 2011 06:45 / United Kingdom