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Mathirni's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

By fuckit / Saturday 31 January 2009 17:24 / United States

Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 June 2013 17:22 / United States - Seattle

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 24 December 2012 18:02 / United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Today, I've been on duty at the hospital for just three hours so far, and I've already pulled five carving forks out of four different people. Good job, everybody. FML

By DocFUCKINGHATESSTUPIDPEOPLE - / Thursday 22 November 2012 21:03 / United States - Schertz

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

By 123alleyesonme / Friday 2 November 2012 04:17 / United States - Austin