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    1%
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Marxxy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML

By anonymous - / Thursday 19 July 2012 22:31 / United States

Today, I caught my stylist in the mirror attempting to get his colleague to laugh by spitting on my head while washing my hair. FML

By MonCoiffeurAdoré / Thursday 28 June 2012 02:43 /

Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML

By thefailure - / Sunday 2 August 2009 04:21 / United States

Today, I bought a new mailbox to replace the old one that was stolen. Two hours after I put the new mailbox up, the old one was back and the new one was missing. FML

By Dumbass / Saturday 20 June 2009 06:01 / United States
By Truan - / Wednesday 25 March 2009 21:04 / United States