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Markusmay16's favorite FMLs

Today, while working at Home Depot, I was asked to cut some wire. When I asked her how much, she said, "From my computer to the wall". After explaining for a while that I didn't know how far that is, she left. FML

By tdawgg / Friday 6 September 2013 14:12 / Canada - Calgary

Today, I was asked by my neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 years old and still lives at home. I'm 18. FML

By whatjusthappened / Friday 6 September 2013 00:46 / United States - Loveland

Today, I suggestively asked my boyfriend to take a shower with me. He got in, washed himself, and got out, ignoring me the whole time. FML

By -.- / Saturday 24 August 2013 23:54 / United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms are too expensive." FML

By Anonymous / Monday 2 September 2013 17:03 / United States - Gladewater

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

By criminal tit offender / Saturday 31 August 2013 16:25 / United States - Bessemer