About Mariah_2014
First off stop typung that u have a concussion. If u need u would not be allowed to looke at any electronics screen.
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Mariah_2014's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 May 2012 20:17 / United States - Aurora

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 April 2012 02:06 / France

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

By Sadboy - / Friday 6 April 2012 14:24 / United States

Today, while spending the night at a friend's house, I was woken up by someone kicking me. I figured she was having a nightmare, and since we were sharing a bed, I reached over to wake her up. Turns out it was her boyfriend trying to push me off the bed because they were having sex. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 January 2012 23:40 / United States

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

By KrissyBearr / Saturday 31 December 2011 01:36 / United States