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Cellist, messenger, aspiring celebrity.
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Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML

By apparentlyugly - / Sunday 26 April 2009 16:49 / United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 6 July 2013 11:26 / United States

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 6 July 2013 07:11 / United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I went to my parents' barbecue. He knew my family is extremely religious, so what did he do? Called for silence to make an announcement, namely: "God isn't real." Cue a riot that ended in us being kicked out and me all but disowned for "putting him up to it". FML

By he's a dawk, and a cunt - / Friday 5 July 2013 22:29 / Australia - Darling Point

Today, I was out on a leisurely jog. Out of nowhere, a car slowed down in the street, and a passenger screamed "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, MOTHERFUCKER," before tossing a lit Roman Candle at my feet. FML

By Your ass... Grab it... - / Thursday 4 July 2013 22:30 / United States - Grand Prairie