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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    12%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    11%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    57%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    70%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    2%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Mapaquier's favorite FMLs

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

By anonymaiacciu - / Saturday 22 December 2012 01:16 / France

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 15 December 2012 08:52 / United States - Lakewood

Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML

By you're just creepy. / Tuesday 11 December 2012 08:39 / Canada - Whitehorse

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 December 2012 18:55 / United Kingdom - Southwold