About Manoverboard
Me llamo Miranda.(: Um...I'm currently addicted to the Beatles, pretty much. That's who's in my picture thing. I'm addicted to Harry Potter too, and Twilight is the root of all evil. I'm trying to write a book right now. o_O And here, for all you stalkers out there: myspace.com/me_gustan_papas AIM - slowlyxspinning. rotfl. Number of stalkers: 2
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Manoverboard's favorite FMLs

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

By batgirl / Thursday 20 November 2008 12:55 / France

Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML

By JPF - / Thursday 13 August 2009 03:13 / Australia

Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML

By ahhahaha - / Wednesday 12 August 2009 03:07 / United States

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

By Morrowindwhore - / Monday 10 August 2009 22:22 / United Kingdom

Today, as I opened my diary to write a new entry, I noticed that every page had little side notes about what I had written. It had an extra long note on the page where I wrote about losing my virginity in great detail. All of the notes ended with "Love, Mom." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 7 August 2009 02:10 / United States