About Mama2b3
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Mama2b3's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had breakfast with his grandmother. She told him how I'm prettier than "that Mexican" he'd brought home for dinner last week. We had dinner with her last week, and I'm that same Mexican. She then went on to how Mexicans are what's wrong with the economy. FML

By MexicanMe - / Friday 14 September 2012 14:13 / United States

Today, after a spate of bad ones, I was in another job interview trying my hardest to give a good impression. After answering a few questions, I realized to my horror that while I was talking I was swiveling my chair from left to right like a nervous child. FML

By Swivel / Thursday 7 June 2012 12:17 / Singapore

Today, my mother is trying to convince me to divorce my husband. He has a tattoo of a skull on his shoulder and she believes this means he kills people. FML

By facepalm - / Wednesday 6 June 2012 08:06 / United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML

By Brax - / Wednesday 30 May 2012 09:46 / United States

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 30 May 2012 05:46 / United States - San Diego