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Maggzilla's favorite FMLs

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

By Degueusement - / Monday 18 August 2014 04:48 / France - Puteaux

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

By jake - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 10:21 / Australia - Sydney

Today, my son got in serious trouble after he was caught trying to sell weed to people in the street. The good news is that the "weed" was just actual weeds he'd pulled from our lawn. The bad news is that at age 16, my son is too stupid to know the difference. FML

By idiot says "you raised him" - / Saturday 31 May 2014 21:30 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 19:26 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 12 May 2014 00:14 / New Zealand - Napier