About Maggzilla
I enjoy reading about other people's misery.
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Maggzilla's favorite FMLs

Today, to spice things up, my boyfriend suggested we wear disguises. Amused by the idea, I accepted. That's how I ended up having sex with Gandalf. FML

By Degueusement - / Monday 18 August 2014 04:48 / France - Puteaux

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

By jake - / Tuesday 12 August 2014 10:21 / Australia - Sydney
By idiot says "you raised him" - / Saturday 31 May 2014 21:30 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 19:26 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 12 May 2014 00:14 / New Zealand - Napier