About Madnessking
Oh-loh! I like to play my violin and guitar, watch movies, read books, play video games, shoot guns, run, box, (the punching people kind, not the Calvin and Hobbes kind) and make fun of people on occasion. My eyebrows are lush and fertile. Message me! kik: alp1k sc: al_piccone
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Madnessking's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

    Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    96%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    66%
  • Tommy Wiseau

    You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
    6%
  • I'm a rock star

    You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
    3%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    58%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    58%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    38%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    34%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    11%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    22%
  • Gandhi

    You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
    2%
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Madnessking's favorite FMLs
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