About Lyskiss
Goal in life: to ride a camel.
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  • Beginner

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  • Mobility

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  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Lyskiss's favorite FMLs

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

By EpicFail - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 23:29 / United States

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

By DwarfFrog / Monday 18 June 2012 11:38 / United States

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

By 16590 - / Friday 15 June 2012 22:13 / Sweden

Today, I went to the circus with my family. When we were looking at the animals during the break, an elephant took my purse with his trunk and ate it. It crushed my cellphone, camera, keys and wallet. After that, the circus director yelled at me for feeding poisonous stuff to his elephant. FML

By ILoveAnimals - / Monday 11 June 2012 07:14 / Austria - Vienna

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

By Scared - / Tuesday 5 June 2012 00:54 / United States - Arlington