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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Luvmehateme098's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend started laughing during sex because my boobs are slightly different. He then broke up with me after I pointed out that his nuts aren't exactly even either. FML

By anonymous - / Monday 14 May 2012 10:31 / United States - Havelock

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML

By notsober / Tuesday 20 March 2012 05:49 / United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 23 February 2012 20:25 / United States

Today, I found out that my wife is pregnant again. During her last two pregnancies, she craved pop-tarts and screamed bloody murder at the drop of a hat, so I went out and bought a box for her. Turns out that this time, pop-tarts make her want to puke. Cue screaming. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 February 2012 19:55 / Canada

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 February 2012 05:42 / United States