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Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

By Noname / Thursday 4 December 2008 04:39 / France

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hearing them having sex, which is awkward and disturbing. Later, my dad came and asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

By fmjob - / Tuesday 21 July 2009 04:39 / Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

By loser - / Monday 20 July 2009 22:39 / Canada

Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML

By overachiever / Saturday 18 July 2009 21:35 / United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl down the street. She pulled out her 'memory box', which contained many childhood treasures. After pulling out a variety of dresses and baby pictures, she says, "... and here's my belly button!" and plops an umbilical chord in my hands. FML

By heresmybellybotton - / Saturday 18 July 2009 00:12 / United States