About Lrgenesis
I'm 15 and I love FML because the comments and stories are hilarious :) I love basketball and I really like math and science. Music is amazing and I write sometimes but mostly I just listen to pip/hip hop. Thanks for actually caring enough to read and if you'd like to chat, send me a message! I'd be more than happy to respond :)
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    29%
  • One more and it's business time

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Lrgenesis's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to someone screaming "FIRE!" When I sat up, my face went right into my room-mate's ballsack. Apparently it was funny. FML

By ericane27 / Tuesday 27 December 2011 19:53 / United States

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

By lanu - / Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:13 / United States

Today, I had a mild epileptic seizure. My mom's immediate reaction was not to comfort me or call for help, but to freak out over the fact that I'd spilled my glass of milk over the floor. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 March 2012 16:08 / United States

Today, I was talking to a group of friends about the various problems in Africa. One of them interrupts me and asks with a straight face, "If it's so bad over there, why don't they all just leave?" FML

By dumbfriend / Monday 12 March 2012 19:48 / United States

Today, on my way to work, I had to squeeze by a man sitting in a large truck parked next to my car. I was in a bit of a hurry and in my rush the collar of my shirt got caught on his grill. My shirt ripped and I flashed the guy my entire boob. FML

By titillating - / Monday 12 March 2012 04:28 / United States