About Lovin_darkness
I am a huge fan of NCIS. Gibb's rules are law! I am a red head with green eyes I love to draw Anime
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Lovin_darkness's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

By birdfoooo / Tuesday 29 November 2011 15:26 / United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 28 November 2011 23:54 / United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 September 2011 14:39 / United States

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

By unicorn / Tuesday 13 September 2011 21:21 / United States

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 September 2011 18:02 / United States