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Lotr4's favorite FMLs

Today, I was woken up to my mom playing the piano awfully. I screamed down the stairs "you suck, stop playing!" Turns out it was my 5 year old cousin playing a recital. For my entire family. FML

By christinabear - / Wednesday 15 April 2009 05:14 / United States

Today, at the DMV I was told I had to prove, with a doctor's note, that I was an amputee and my disability was permanent to get my placard. Apparently, setting my prosthetic leg on the counter wasn't proof enough, and is considered "threatening". The police were called. FML

By usadisvet - / Thursday 2 April 2015 06:43 / United States - Loudon

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

By people suck / Saturday 28 March 2015 04:16 / United States - Oakland

Today, my entire junior class took the ACT. On the last test, a classmate's phone went off, automatically invalidating the whole test. We all have to retake it. FML

By xXEmmaLieXx / Tuesday 3 March 2015 17:37 / United States - Berkley

Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 November 2014 19:41 / United States - Los Angeles