About Lostmongoose
I'm a lurker, and have been lurking around FML for over a year maybe 2. I skulk about the FMLs and comments favoriting and thumbing. Rarely leaving a trace of my ever being there. And in real life I'm an art major, so yeah, there's that.
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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Night owl

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

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  • I like your style

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  • The Mixer

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Judgmental

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  • It's in the can!

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    59%
  • 50 favorites

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    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    76%
  • 42

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    0%
  • A new thumb

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    67%
  • One more and it's business time

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  • Happy ending

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

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  • Picture this FML

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  • I’m your new creative director

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    16%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    8%
  • Perfectionist

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Lostmongoose's favorite FMLs

Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML

By - / Thursday 26 January 2017 00:00 /

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

By lindsaykay / Wednesday 18 April 2012 00:07 / United States

Today, I confided to my dad that my girlfriend had dumped me for another guy. He said "good" and explained that given how overpopulated the planet is, he's actually disappointed that I'm not gay. His advice was: "just wank it off and move on". FML

By sad - / Friday 30 March 2012 22:21 / United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

By smart move there - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:10 / Ireland - Naas

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

By Flip - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 05:06 / France