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Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

By drsyl54 / Sunday 28 March 2010 09:04 / Australia

Today, I was taking a leak in the mall bathroom. A kid no older than thirteen strolled in and paused next to me at the urinals. He took one look and laughed, "I feel sorry for your wife, man." All I could do was stand there as he casually disappeared into one of the stalls. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 25 December 2010 07:11 / United States

Today, my husband said that when we have sex he almost gets as excited as he does when he gets a chopper gunner on Black Ops. FML

By Hannah / Tuesday 21 December 2010 17:01 / United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 7 December 2010 01:17 / United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed his desire to have sex while I'm on my period. He calls it "bloody victory." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 5 December 2010 00:39 / United States