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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    30%
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    9%
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    43%
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Lonlywalrus's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML

By she knows / Tuesday 8 October 2013 16:30 / United States - Honolulu

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 13 August 2013 08:49 / France - Paris

Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML

By benjo / Tuesday 6 August 2013 18:07 / United States

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

By patriarchal apparently - / Saturday 29 June 2013 19:58 / Saint Lucia

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 15 December 2012 08:52 / United States - Lakewood