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Longsweetminute's favorite FMLs

Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML

By future burger flipper - / Monday 3 June 2013 19:22 / United States - Whitewater

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a chicken nugget fetish. He wants me to take a chicken nugget bath in a bikini. He seems to be dead serious. FML

By chickenmcnuggetgirl - / Monday 18 March 2013 18:10 / Ireland - Enfield

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" FML

By Susan - / Monday 18 March 2013 08:59 / Ireland

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 1 March 2013 07:18 / United States - American Canyon

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

By DontGetSlapped / Monday 18 February 2013 00:24 / United States - Conway