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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

By RC3Welly - / Monday 9 March 2009 22:58 / United States
By anonymous / Thursday 19 July 2012 23:56 / United States - La Verne
By Vince - / Friday 9 December 2011 19:38 / Canada

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

By Nick - / Tuesday 26 January 2010 21:26 / United Kingdom
By Anonymous - / Thursday 31 December 2010 08:06 / United States