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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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Llsgtscopell's favorite FMLs
By douglisk1994 - / Tuesday 10 February 2009 00:07 / United States

Today, at work, a woman came up to the counter and asked if we made sweet and sour chicken. Before I could answer, she told me a really long recipe and said "I expect to see this on the menu next time I come in, or I will complain to the manager about your lousy work ethic". I work at Starbucks. FML

By Barista - / Sunday 5 July 2009 05:21 / United States
By Shaun - / Tuesday 16 June 2009 02:13 / United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

By zero_minded12 - / Thursday 21 May 2009 03:08 / United States
By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 May 2009 13:48 / United States