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Lilyvasquez's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to teach my dog not to be scared of the vacuum cleaner. I grab the handle and get it close to her. She runs off and hides behind the couch and pisses everywhere. FML

By Slaanesh / Friday 12 December 2008 12:08 / France

Today, I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into my house. I've been searching my house for two hours and still can't find him. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

By ananymous / Thursday 1 November 2012 03:04 / United States - Spencerport

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

By lalalalainie / Saturday 13 October 2012 06:45 / United States - Fullerton

Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML

By Katie - / Tuesday 9 October 2012 05:42 / United States - Homewood

Today, I walked in to my apartment to see my husband sitting there with his toes painted pink. When I asked him why, he said, "I wanted to feel pretty." This is the man who is about to be the father of my child. FML

By cmc9540 - / Thursday 27 September 2012 02:14 / United States - Selden