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Lilxsexii's favorite FMLs

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

By eaa145 - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:40 / United States

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML

By friedbutter / Sunday 28 October 2012 14:53 / Canada - Pickering

Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML

By Bishop - / Wednesday 6 June 2012 14:19 /

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 16 July 2011 05:38 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 29 June 2011 23:52 / United States