About Lilblack_rose Not specified
Lilblack_rose - Followers
Lilblack_rose - Followed
Lilblack_rose's page visits
Hugged!
Lilblack_rose's FML badges
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    56%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    26%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
The list of badges to find
Lilblack_rose's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 06:39 / Canada - Airdrie

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

By NotGabe / Sunday 1 September 2013 14:25 / United States - Houston

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML

By never thought I'd say that - / Thursday 22 August 2013 19:05 / Norway - Stavanger

Today, on the train, I was sitting next to a homeless man. As we left the train he shook my hand and was seemingly on his way. That was until he caught me greeting my boyfriend, to which he decided to tell the romantic story of how he murdered a man for "getting too close to his woman." FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 20 August 2013 08:38 / United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 14 August 2013 09:11 / United States - Sanford