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Liftedyoda's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 15 September 2011 20:03 / United States

Today, my boyfriend nicknamed my vagina after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends started asking me how much I charged to let people "ride n' slide". FML

By roseland - / Sunday 7 July 2013 20:07 / United States - Hilton

Today, I was shopping with my boyfriend, when he suggested that I might want to buy a new loofah. When I asked why, he admitted he's been using it to scrub his ass crack for weeks. I use that loofah to wash my face. FML

By Derp McShitstain - / Sunday 16 September 2012 19:48 / United Kingdom - Saint Helens

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 11 March 2012 23:19 / United States

Today, I faked being sick so I could weasel out of a chemistry test at school. Happy that I pulled it off, I posted my accomplishment on Facebook. I forgot that I'm friends with my parents. FML

By KrazyKill / Friday 9 March 2012 19:04 / Canada