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Lifesux97's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

By Rolax / Thursday 6 November 2008 09:38 / France

Today, my daughter's obsession with Canada got out way of hand when she was suspended for climbing up the flagpole, in an attempt to replace the flag with a red-and-white maple leaf one. FML

By VictoriaLeavitt - / Tuesday 25 June 2013 00:35 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, after giving my husband a new video game that he's been wanting, along with homemade waffles and a surprise blowjob, he gave me my gift: two packets of ramen noodles, and toilet paper. FML

By annie_nk - / Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:25 / United States - Tooele

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 26 December 2012 17:18 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, after giving my mother and my girlfriend their Christmas presents, I realized just how similar they looked both in box size and wrapping paper. I noticed after my mother gasped upon finding a vibrator in her box. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 25 December 2012 07:12 / United States