About Lexxiii
This site makes me happy because I like seeing other people in pain along with me. Always live life to the fullest, though. You never know when it will be gone. I love kittens, science, and film all in that order.
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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Profile completed

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    948%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    53%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    178%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    13%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    45%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    58%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    22%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    10%
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Lexxiii's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 3 July 2014 16:42 / France - Beausoleil

Today, our dishwasher door broke. My mom made me sit there for an hour straight, holding the door shut so it would work. FML

By NehNehPwn / Tuesday 24 June 2014 15:09 / Canada - Toronto

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

By wo-ow - / Friday 6 June 2014 23:09 / United States - Bronx

Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML

By madbirthdaymomma - / Friday 16 May 2014 03:15 / United States - Roswell

Today, I had to tell my daughter that just because markers say "washable", it doesn't mean that you can draw all over our newly-painted walls. She's 15. FML

By IcyWinter / Wednesday 2 April 2014 08:16 / Canada - Winnipeg