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Lexie206's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my parents when my dad asked my mom if she knew where he could find some double a batteries. She said to check my vibrator. He said he already did. FML

By lifesux17 - / Friday 27 February 2009 02:25 / United States

Today, I found out why I had been waking up feeling like crap for the past week. I found tufts of cat fur in my pillow case, and I am allergic to cats. My little brother thought I would get so sick, and he could have my XBox. FML

By fuzzy1895 - / Saturday 11 September 2010 05:31 / United States

Today, I bought a new, expensive face moisturizer. However, it smells like poop. I paid $20 dollars to make my face smell like shit. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 3 September 2010 06:18 / United States

Today, I went to the pharmacy and asked the very attractive pharmacist what to do about the terrible itching under my cast. She told me to be a man and deal with it. FML

By brokenarm - / Wednesday 3 March 2010 16:46 / Germany

Today, I discovered that when business is slow at my family-owned store, my daughter and another employee make a habit of sneaking away to the back room. I have literally been paying this kid to screw around with my daughter. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 19 February 2010 20:36 / United States