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  • Mobility

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  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • Judgmental

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  • I NEED to know!

    You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
  • Consolation prize

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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    58%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    115%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    342%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • Socialite

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • 50 quality comments

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  • 50 favorites

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    52%
  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Perfectionist

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  • I moderated this!

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  • One more and it's business time

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Lebrockshard's favorite FMLs

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

By max - / Tuesday 3 January 2012 19:36 / United States

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

By nickthetank - / Saturday 31 December 2011 09:21 / Canada

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

By imamomma / Tuesday 20 December 2011 18:59 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

By Dani / Monday 28 November 2011 12:34 / Reserved

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 21 November 2011 22:39 / United States