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  • Up and coming moderator

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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    4%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    73%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    22%
  • 50 favorites

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    70%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    3%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Lcemaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I made fun of my friend when she tripped over the curb. I said, loudly, "Haha, you can't even walk." I then notice the man in the wheelchair a few feet ahead of us. FML

By william / Thursday 22 January 2009 23:22 / United States

Today, I realized that I'm a terrible human being. For the first time in my life, I gave some change to a homeless guy, but only so he'd get out of my face long enough for me to watch two other bums beating the crap out of each other over a sandwich. FML

By justcomesnaturally - / Sunday 4 November 2012 00:37 / United States - Danby

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML

By AdamwithanA - / Thursday 11 October 2012 03:36 / Canada - Surrey

Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 5 October 2012 23:02 / United States - Queen Creek

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

By imafunguy - / Friday 5 October 2012 00:28 / United States