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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Laxflame17's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my mom is signing me up for summer school, while she and my sister go to Hong Kong for the summer. Not only am I missing out on that, but I'm also missing out on a cruise with my cousin, who my parents suggest I stop hanging out with because apparently, he's "too old" for me. FML

By chanmeister - / Thursday 13 April 2017 11:41 /

Today, I noticed a lady at work staring at me very intently. When she realized she had my attention, she made a sweeping gesture over her head and said, "Hair is like Trump!" FML

By Kyrstin Budd - / Thursday 13 April 2017 12:00 /

Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML

By Bad Child? - / Saturday 8 April 2017 16:00 /

Today, I nearly lost a hand at work, because a supervisor decided to remove a 'useless' safety guard on a machine despite my warnings. He doesn't understand why I'm so upset with him. FML

By lowly worker - / Saturday 8 April 2017 18:00 /

Run Away

Today, while babysitting, the power went off. My little cousin pointed into the dark kitchen behind me and asked, "Who's that man standing there?" FML

By dman92 - / Sunday 9 April 2017 14:24 /