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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Lastunusedname's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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By killme - / Saturday 7 March 2015 18:42 / United States - Broomfield
By The Soul Of A Damned Queef - / Saturday 31 January 2015 04:04 / United States - Dublin