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Lasagnanarcotics's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous - / Friday 13 June 2014 23:36 / United States - Rahway
By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 January 2015 01:50 / United States - Wilmington
By can't win / Tuesday 13 January 2015 16:25 / Australia

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML

By con135 - / Tuesday 13 January 2015 01:16 / United States - Farmingdale