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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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Lalosaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

By FailBear / Thursday 29 January 2009 21:34 / United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

By Herdad - / Thursday 30 July 2009 11:34 / United States

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

By whoahshloann - / Saturday 30 May 2009 23:48 / United States

Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

By waterproblem - / Wednesday 27 May 2009 23:10 / United States

Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I see my dad on a bike so I shout after him. He turns his head around and then runs into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML

By Richocet / Monday 18 May 2009 00:35 / Canada