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Lady_gagas_ho's favorite FMLs

Today, I discovered that Paolo has a big penis, that he's good in bed and that the hotel sheets still remember it all. Mum, the walls won't get any thicker just 'cause you're on the telephone. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 20 January 2009 05:42 / France

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

By Face - / Saturday 9 January 2010 10:12 / Australia

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

By poordog - / Tuesday 5 January 2010 03:32 / United States

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

By ohdear - / Sunday 3 January 2010 18:06 / United Kingdom

Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML

By Nemesis2747 - / Thursday 24 December 2009 06:09 / United States