About Laden_swallow09
They updated the App, so I can read my hate mail! Yay! I really wish I could take back some of my FYL or YDI votes, since I tend to miss the button I'm aiming for. And why did they replace the YDI button with this stupid "Glad It Wasn't Me" bullshit? Making FML a more friendly and PC place? I dun geddit. Speaking of PC, this website is ageist against the elderly! Try changing your birthday and see what happens when you say you're born before 1936. I like to point out stupidity whenever I see it, but that's likely why you're here on my profile, innit? "It's now very common for them to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that,' as if that gives them certain rights. It's no more than a whine. It has no meaning. It has no purpose. It has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what?" – Stephen Fry, actor/comedian If you're thinking about getting an iPhone 6/+, don't. They're way too big. Oh, yeah. I almost forgot… HEIL, SPELLCHECK!
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