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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • YDI Master

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    60%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Lacob_jimon's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

By Noname / Monday 19 January 2009 10:26 / Canada

Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML

By SkeetinKeaton - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:24 / United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML

By Thanks Honey - / Wednesday 5 June 2013 15:08 / United States

Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 June 2013 20:14 / Poland - Polska

Today, my dad sat me down for the sex talk, except it wasn't really a talk, but rather him making me watch a hardcore porn video with him as he commented on what the actors were doing. I had to listen to all this and ignore his obvious erection for almost an hour. FML

By more than I wanted to know - / Monday 13 May 2013 19:10 / Italy - San Giustino