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Today, my 12-year-old son was shot in the foot. After hours of not talking, including to the police, he finally told us that his friend accidentally shot him with his dad's gun, and that he didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to "lose any street cred by snitching." FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 14 August 2013 04:26 / United States - Austin

Today, during my father's funeral, I heard my mother-in-law mutter, "No loss there. Lazy cunt." FML

By HF44 - / Wednesday 29 July 2015 17:00 / United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 September 2014 16:18 / United Kingdom - London

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

By Ixlovexwaffles - / Wednesday 29 April 2015 20:33 /

Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML

By Anonymouse / Saturday 7 November 2015 02:03 /