About Kwinters
I read FMLs for a 'lol' every now and then and to make myself feel better. That and a part of me loves to argue with dumbasses who think they're God's gift to the world when they comment, which is why I made this account. :)
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Kwinters's favorite FMLs

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

By chinchilla4404 - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 14:17 / United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

By INside - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:52 / United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

By anonymous / Thursday 28 July 2011 05:39 / United States
By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 July 2011 05:02 / United States