About Ktm71125
United States Marine Corps How many fucks I give about how many FMLs I posted : 0 Combat vet who served in Anbar Province, I fought deep into Fallujah and also Ramadi. Picture of the soldier isn't me, just a really beautiful photo. The other one is my little pup. Not sure why but if you want to message me you can. Sometimes I'm on this app and sometimes I'm not, so hopefully you'd hit me by luck.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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    5%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    11%
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Ktm71125's favorite FMLs

Today, My roommate texted me and warned me to be careful on the stairs leading to our place because they were icy. I got the message. After I fell down an entire flight of stone stairs. FML

By CBM2012 - / Saturday 7 February 2009 04:58 / United States

Today, my wedding celebration came to an awkward pause when my dad slapped my mom across the face and called her a whore after she admitted to having an affair. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 10 October 2015 06:39 / Canada - Victoria

Today, I witnessed a man die from a heart attack. When I told my dad later, he said "Lose some weight or you'll be next." FML

By Annienomous - / Friday 9 October 2015 06:44 / United States - Marion

Today, I had to quickly back out of a Skype call between me and three coworkers because my fiancée came home from work in tears. When things had calmed down, I re-entered the call to find them unaware I had returned, saying how glad they were I had left because they all secretly despise me. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 October 2015 19:58 / United States - Macomb

Today, I was looking at old pictures with my mom and saw one of myself crying in kindergarten. I asked why I was crying. She said that was the day a boy kissed me on the cheek, and I thought I'd gotten pregnant. She then decided to give me the sex talk. FML

By shitty shit / Tuesday 26 May 2015 15:40 / United States - Carmel